(AP) - Pavel Chmura today went from first to worst, leaving
the new champion Havana Cigars
to sign with the Tokyo
the press conference Chmura wore his new Tokyo jersey over
his Armani suit, saying "I am greatful to Havana for
allowing to hone my skills and play for a great team, and
win a championship, however right now Tokyo is the place for
asked to elaborate Chmura shouted, "Do you know how much
money they are going to pay me! No seriously, this is a good
young team, and with me as the focal point of the offense
and defense, I think I can teach these kids how to win, and
added, "This organization is aggressive and committed
to winning, it may take 2 or 3 years, but I know we will be
in contention soon."
absent from the press conference was team CEO/GM Michael Wilson.
Several rumors bounced around the room, many believing he
was currently staying in the Betty Ford Clinic.
team official speaking on terms of anonymity, assured The
Weaver Times that Wilson was in the deep in the bowels of
the Tsunami Complex, waiting on confirmation of a mega-trade.
All other team officials denied these rumors, but where there