(AP) - King Kamehameha seemed intrigued by the rumors floating
out of Hollywood about the Rock, aka Dwayne Johnson, playing
him in a biographical movie.
Rock dons his new Honolulu Volcano cap while visiting
Head Diamond on March 30, 2012
King Kamehameha will finally get the recognition I deserve!
Da King will get his own movie!", exclaimed the King.
"Da King says it about time dey cover his eminence. Dey
best mention da Volcanos.
The Rock might do an OK job but he need to work out more and
get some more muscles to play me."
Rock recently visited the renovated Diamond Head Diamond Volcano
stadium. He came during a pre-season Spring Training warm-up
game between the Volcanos and their Triple-A team the Hilo
Pineapples. He wanted to get to know the man, the legend that
is King Kamehameha.
you smell it," the Rock offered. "I can smell it!
All those flowers on the King's lei sure are damn impressive.
I have to admit that the King is the man. He's got the power,
the ladies and he runs the most professional organization
in all of sports."
Rock said he was more of a football fan, having played for
the Miami Hurricanes in college before injuries brought his
potential NFL career to a close, he has adopted the Volcanos
as his team.
the things the King has seen! I know we will spend a lot of
time on his career as manager of the Volcs. I'm not giving
anything away but that Weaver Series he won with his ingenious
strategy over those candy ass Commie Cigars
will be one bad ass part of the movie!"
King says they better get the movie right or he will make
some "sacrifices" to the goddess Pele, namely stupid
movie execs. "Dey best not make dis some PC crapfest.
Dey better show me whooping da butts of all the weak little
chieftains of the islands and laying claim to 'Caesar' of
the Pacific! Yeah I am a dictator but who better is their
to rule? You? Muahahahahahahahahah!"