(AP) - For any of you coconut heads who don't know who I am,
I manage the Honolulu Volcanos
under the wise ownership of Charles
Polanski, may mother Pele bless him...also I unified the
Hawaiian islands under one power... MYSELF! In my spare time
I will write up some one liner edicts all should heed!
The following shall be known as lucky teams in 2001... Jamaica,
Planet X, Havana,
Kamehameha shares his supreme wisdom with all who will
The following shall be known as unlucky teams in 2001... Bombay,
Honolulu, Los Angeles,
Planet-X should play only road games (both so we don't have
to travel out there and since they do better on Earth).
You must go to the following websites or I shall have godess
Pele shoot lava upon your cities!
(read the article at this link to understand ->We all know
where his fianl resting place is... the Weaver League)
Read about my great grandson:
Stan Musial is the only opponent worthy of myself.
Genghis Khan of the Gobi
Mongols is an idiot... sure he conquered more land than
I, but most of it was desolate wastelands. I say Quality over
Quantity (especially with the wahine... Kamehameha shudders
to think what a Mongolian woman looks like!)
Kamehameha tell his team to sweep the Nukes
so he won't have to play in that godawful, smelly, crime infested,
sewer of a city until the year 2001! They came through for
the King once again!
Kamehameha's least favorite road trip... Amity.
It's cold and dreary on Long Island and Amity is the only
team that even scares Kamehameha.
Kamehameha's medicine man is putting a curse on all runners
next season so that we may have players caught stealing again.
Summer Time is here and the going is salty! Hang Ten Bra!